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Fermilab Receives Generous Anonymous Particle Donation
BATAVIA, IL—Calling it the most substantial private donation the research facility has received in years, officials at the Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory announced Monday that an anonymous benefactor had given them a generous particle donation. “We will be able to use this considerable beq...
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The FDA is expected to approve a new leukemia treatment that alters a patient’s cells to target cancer cells, with the hope it can someday fight other types of cancer, too. What do you think?
God Excited About First Trip To Japan
THE HEAVENS—After years of talking about visiting the East Asian country, God, Our Lord and Heavenly Father, told reporters Monday that He was excited to finally be taking His first trip to Japan. “It seems like such a fascinating culture, and I’m excited to try sushi in the country that started ...
Starbucks Unveils $7 Wake-Up Slap
SEATTLE—Touting it as an invigorating way to jumpstart your morning, Starbucks on Friday unveiled its new $7 wake-up slap. “This open-handed smack to the face is perfect for those days where you barely dragged yourself out of bed and really need a pick-me-up,” said spokeswoman Gina Barish, adding...
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O.J. Simpson Granted Parole
A Nevada parole board granted O.J. Simpson’s request for early release from prison, where the former NFL running back has been serving time for a 2007 robbery. What do you think?
Lovelorn App Aches To Know Your Location
NEW YORK—Languishing without the knowledge of your whereabouts, a lovelorn app was reportedly aching Friday to know your location. “Will you grant permission to access your current location?” the app pleaded, desperately trying to entice you with the promise of a superior user experience, one tha...
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WASHINGTON—Saying that a few simple precautions can help prevent unwanted attention during the night, the U.S. Forest Service recommended Friday that campers tie up their food to avoid attracting other visitors. “Remember, all food not in immediate use should be sealed tight in a strong cloth bag...