The Daily Mash Nan afraid that news of Royal baby will get lost in all this Brexit nonsense 2019-03-23T07:02:06.000000000+00:00 A GRANDMOTHER is concerned that all the Brexit nonsense constantly on the news might overshadow the birth of a new Royal baby. The seven habits of high-as-f**k people 2019-03-23T07:00:43.000000000+00:00 PEOPLE who are stoned out of their minds all the time don’t get that way by accident. They’ve shaped their own daily routines around ensuring they never have to confront cold, painful reality. How to tell if someone is lying about London being a good place to live 2019-03-22T12:11:44.000000000+00:00 DO you have a friend who claims to love living in London but who you suspect secretly hates it? Here’s how to see through their lies. Twitter user responding to absolutely anything with a death threat 2019-03-22T11:19:25.000000000+00:00 A MAN who has spent too much time on Twitter now believes it is normal to respond to any minor annoyance with calls for murder. Naive idiot loads dishwasher just in time for wife to rearrange it 2019-03-22T10:12:19.000000000+00:00 A MAN is in a state of confusion after loading the dishwasher only for his wife to take everything out and put it back in again. The Brexiter’s guide to pretending you’re not bricking yourself 2019-03-22T09:51:54.000000000+00:00 ARE you a Leaver who’s finally realising no-deal Brexit could come crashing down on you if May’s deal is rejected? Here’s how to pretend everything's fine. We’re definitely getting our shit together this time, babbles Britain before snorting big fat line of nationalism 2019-03-22T09:20:18.000000000+00:00 THE UK has sworn to the EU it will definitely take this chance to sort itself out before doing a shitload of nationalism in the bogs. The moron’s guide to writing an Amazon review 2019-03-22T08:45:46.000000000+00:00 DOES your useless new laptop from Amazon stop working when you use it in the bath? Here’s how to write a stupid and misleading Amazon review. Scotland now in danger of losing to fictional countries 2019-03-21T19:56:14.000000000+00:00 THE Scottish national football team is now the underdog against a range of made-up countries. ‘Do I cut the red wire, or the blue wire? Or do I cut both?’ By Theresa May 2019-03-21T15:41:48.000000000+00:00 HELLO there. Two years ago I made this bomb.